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I suppose the actual play for Ukkima would be to protect it from targeted removal with Ghostly Flicker-type effects, but I personally hate a strategy that relies on my opponents interacting with my board

Semesters End Weve had Teferis Protection

Mirror Entity and Maskwood Nexus If you don't want to bother with naming specific Creature types, or if there's motivation to grant your Creatures all types, there are a couple Changeling-related options

It gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield named Relentless Rats

This means you could spend the mana to activate an ability of an artifact you control or an artifact card in your hand or graveyard, for example